giggle:

giggle:

what do you call a fast zombie?

a zoooombie

Anonymous Asked
QuestionWhat are the guidelines for masturbating in a relationship? Answer

emilyvgordon:

Do it, be discreet about it, understand that your partner is also doing it, don’t feel weird about your partner doing it, don’t do it so much that you have sex with your partner less, and maybe get some mutual masturbation going on sometime? And don’t leave spooge in common areas. That’s not nice. 

derpyscreenshots:

"Keep on dancing, Friends. Keep on dancing."

wordsbyac:

"You’re not like other girls"

Yes actually I am. Girls are awesome, shut the fuck up.

scifi-reality:

here for brown girls, queer girls, shy girls, bi girls, trans girls, poly girls, disabled girls, loud girls, anarchist girls, riot girls, my girls, the quiet girls - the silent girls, the heart-too-big for their body girls, demi girls, fat girls, nerdy girls, sexy girls, messy girls, can’t-cook-to-save-their-gramma girls, proud girls, masculine girls, rowdy girls, girly girls, naughty girls, angry girls, surviving/recovering girls, healing girls, don’t-need-saving girls

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

n4ughty-y:

So freaking important

n4ughty-y:

So freaking important

forkanna:

rainbowninjaprincess1:

forkanna:

hellyeahpuckentine

Thank you, tiny potato

200 NOTES ON THIS HOW MANY INSPIRATIONAL POTATOES DO YOU NEED

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